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Lord Sole says Welcome to the Show, Welcome to the Show, A weird thing, A Hideous Thing (hyperbole maybe), Names for Makeup Products (FACE DAB), Better than a stick in the eye, Mormons, Diamond Gates, Wedding Nightmare (The Hora Disaster), The Missing Invitation, Bar/Bat Mitzvah Stuff (Mandatory Parakeets), Betrayed by […]
Champions at the US Open, Tingles on my Bone Spurs, Much Tennis, Empty Stands at the Thing, Exciting Things, The Bubbles, Correct Language (Accent Aside), Poet Melissa Studdard (SARAH LAWRENCE), Rich Jewish Lesbians, Something to do With a Charity, Tennis Fashion, Millman’s Many Costume Changes, The Shirtlifter™ (Zeverev), Team Theim, […]
It’s still 2020 (sorry), Enjoying the Summer regardless, A Call from France (French stuff), Two Jokes (probably better in French), changing plans, Voting’, Virus Problems, WEAR A MASK, Instacart Problems (Where da flour), The Perfect Food (DUH), Ellen Degeneres is Mean, Melissa McCarthy, Shitt’s Creek (AWESOME), Dr. Scarf is “Pathetic,” […]
Happy Bastille Day, A Most Horrific Anthem, Celebrating some of the Most French Moments™ in Anne’s life, Going to High School in Paris: The Reneé Story (Not a happy ending), French Super American Roadhouse Burger Date, Being Watched By Valerie, Standard Trousers (and a Murse), and Where is Nasturtium Avenue? […]
Amy Cooper is going away (all up in that business), Ivanka (The New Karen™), Talking Summer Skin Care, Covid Stuff (Not Going Away), “No Makeup Makeup,” (2 Options), Spackle Me (Extra Coating), Hats, and Advice from a Stunod™. Also: The Two available modalities, Aligning, The Fabulous Drew Ackerman (Sleep With […]
Last Day of June, The Uh-Oh Phase™ (2020), True Aging (Pull Yourself Up), The Complete List, Pickles (Giardiniera), Only Two Allowed (WHAT?), A Nice Breakfast, The Nellies (and their beets), Mustard, St. Louis Gun Idiots (Ambulance Chasers), Decorating Idea (Pizza Boxes), Spring Came, and we don’t officially exist. Plus: Being […]
Who is this, Pretty Awful Everywhere™, We’re #1, WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS (Abounding), The True Story of Oscar & Felix™, Growing Up Clueless, Howard Stern’s Jewish Identity, Venmo Vindication™, Better Living Through Chemicals™, and NEW INVENTION: JEWMEO.Also: $75 Personal Forgiveness Video (Corporate Forgiveness $300), calling the cops on a not very […]
Graduation Day 2020 (The Reason it was fabulous), The Tongue Thing™, Amy Harris KILLED it, The Conversos, Alec Baldwin’s Baby Factory™, Technical Difficulties, Anne’s Lack of Non-Exasperation, A Time of Noticing, Michael’s Midnight Matinee News, Anne’s Accent Situation, and Getting Your Mormon On (I’m On The List). Plus: Aaron Lipshitz, […]
Carried away, 2020 (what to call it), “Re-Opening” Rules for Massachusetts, New Ways of Doing Things, Seersucker PPE, Really Stupid Stupidness, Mask Shaming, Dangers for Pulmonary Patients, Water Shoes (McDonald’s Syndrome), New Microphones, TV IDEAS, and Switching Shifts at the Hospital. Plus: President Obama speaks to the Class of 2020, […]
