Rental Racket
Anne figures out what to do, renting chairs, tricky gardeners, DEFLATEGATE and why men love to go to war. Also: The African American Museum, The Mad Men Finale, really large breasts and Celebrity Stupidity.
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Rants
He is Risen. The Bread is Not.
The Tax Bulge, Anne bugs some people, Easter, Passover, “He Is Risen, The Bread Is Not™” and Who can think of food at a time like this? Also: Getting an Etsy jacket made, Scientology, what MICHAEL PHELPS is ‘into’ and what to do when you want to be really depressed!
The Iceberg Queen
Icebergs in the back yard, Not Believing Michael, Few Jews at the wedding, Haimishe, Banning Cell Phones, and Who’s in Charge of your religion? Also: Public Humiliation, Anne’s New Baby, Cocktails in the Corral, The Boston Yeti and David Copperfield is all wet. Plus: Mayim Bialik vs. Celine Dion and […]
SEX BOX
Double-dog daring God, The 87th Oscars, How Twitter works, The Opening Number, The Red Carpet, Patricia Arquette needs a raise, Lady GaGa’s favorite things, Razor-like knives (and where to buy them) and What Acting Is. Plus: Joan and Elaine get dissed, visitors from far away, Cut & ColorCorrection™ and The […]
Fingerpainting the Mona Lisa
Jimmy the Marmot bites the Mayor, Cape Cod Winter Polish™, The Grammys, Nicki Minaj loves Katy Perry’s breasts and Sam Smith is fat. Also, The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, The Cupcake Girl, Saturday Night Live, KANYE IS SUCH A JERK AGAIN. Plus SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
Xanax Weather
Puking Snow, All the Bowls, Amazingly Horrible Food, Glasses Wearing 101, Because People are Idiots, Crushed Diamonds, Steaming Cleaning your Vagina, Sarah Palin wants you to strengthen your back and Measles – The Slacker Disease.
The Dirty Show
Not Football, The Miss Universe Pageant, Watching TV with Slovenians, Getting hit by Lightning, Good Levels and Is That a Chainsaw in Your Pants or are you Just Happy to see me? Also: Anne’s Middle of the Night Moment, Michelle Obama, Viola Davis, Buying White House Memorabilia, Worst Cooks in […]
Where’s My Hat?
Je suis Charlie, The Official Anne Levine Show Review™ of El Rodeo Restaurant, Looking for the Hat, Going to the RMV, Notaries Public, Pat or Chris and Not the Golden Globes! Also: Mashing your carrots correctly, going to lunch at school and Keep Your Mathematical Calculations to yourself. Plus Facebook […]
There’s Your Goat
The Holidays are here! And so are many opportunities to give a lasting gift such as a goat. Or Baked Goods from the Christmas Cider, Bake & Bonus Event! Also: Other Great Gift Ideas, Funding Your Own Operation, Charitable Giving, The International Narcissist Society, The Shetland Hippo Project and Sump’n […]